So, you’ve hired a detective agency to prove your partner is cheating on you. But there’s no evidence to be found. Who you gonna call?

Me. I am the assassin. Your friend.

Anything your other half secretly desires, whatever makes her give in to temptation… that’s who I’ll become. Get close to her. Take her out. Bang. That’s what a relationship assassin does. Infidelity for hire!

But don’t think I’m heartless. I’m a professional. I’ve got Rules to protect my targets. Rules to stop them getting too close to the real me. 

Rules that were blown away when three extraordinary women – the seductress, the celebrity, and the office girl – turned my world inside out


Bang is a 98,000 word novel, the first in the Memoirs of a Relationship Assassin series. It is available as a Kindle ebook on Amazon and in paperback from the author.

The Kindle ebook also includes two bonus short stories, Roulette and Players, which were previously published as a separate ebook. You can download Roulette for free from this site.

Find out more about the services offered by a relationship assassin on the Infidelity Ltd website.


Review extracts

“This is a funny and fast moving story which, tempting though it is to read and enjoy it on a superficial level, has greater depths. It asks us who we are. Do we know who anyone is? We all have our masks, the faces we want people to see. Scott Rowley is such a chamaeleon that eventually he himself is no longer sure who the real Scott is.”

“NONONONONO MISTER WAILING ! You just CANNOT play with the reader’s feelings the way you do ! I swear, during the book, I went from feeling all oooh and aaah to experiencing shock horror, and from laughing my head off to crying my eyes out ! Totally confusing, but totally great !”

“Never before have I loved and hated a main character in equal measures!. I went from wanting him to succeed to wishing he would get some comeuppance. From hoping that he will succeed in a relationship to wishing he would succeed in breaking up others!!! I was laughing out loud in parts and on the edge of my seat in others just wanting to know what happens.”

“All of Mr Wailing’s stories revolve around relationships, and this is no exception. It has everything, action, fun, pathos, sex, laughter and tears. A truly rollercoaster-ride from beginning to end.”

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